На самом деле они где-то в базе кода
Комментарии к коду - это понятное для человека объяснение того, что делает компьютерная программа. Они добавлены, чтобы сделать код более понятным для людей.
Что ж, в этой статье вы увидите, как комментирование кода тоже может быть забавным. Вот список комментариев, которые были фактически написаны в коде.
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/* * Dear Maintainer * * Once you are done trying to ‘optimize’ this routine, * and you have realized what a terrible mistake that was, * please increment the following counter as a warning * to the next guy. * * total_hours_wasted_here = 73 *
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Exception up = new Exception("Something is really wrong.");
throw up; //ha ha
3.
// When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing // Now, God only knows
4.
// sometimes I believe compiler ignores all my comments
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// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, // who will have to support me and our three children and // the dog once it gets released into the public.
6.
// drunk, fix later
7.
// Magic. Do not touch.
8.
// I'm sorry.
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return 1; # returns 1
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Catch (Exception e) {
//who cares?
}
11.
/**
* Always returns true.
*/
public boolean isAvailable() {
return false;
}
12.
/* * You may think you know what the following code does. * But you dont. Trust me. * Fiddle with it, and youll spend many a sleepless * night cursing the moment you thought youd be clever * enough to "optimize" the code below. * Now close this file and go play with something else. */
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try {
} finally { // should never happen
}
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const int TEN=10; // As if the value of 10 will fluctuate...
15.
// This code sucks, you know it and I know it. // Move on and call me an idiot later.
16.
// If this comment is removed the program will blow up
17.
// I am not responsible of this code. // They made me write it, against my will.
18.
/* Please work */
19.
// no comments for you // it was hard to write // so it should be hard to read
20.
options.BatchSize = 300; //Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!
21.
// If this code works, it was written by Paul DiLascia. // If not, I don't know who wrote it
22.
// Peter wrote this, nobody knows what it does, don't change it!
23.
/** Logger */ private Logger logger = Logger.getLogger();
24.
// I have to find a better job
25.
// Real programmers don’t comment their code. // If it was hard to write, // it should be hard to understand.
26.
// This is black magic // from // *Some stackoverlow link // Don’t play with magic, it can BITE.
27.
// For the sins I am about to commit, may James Gosling forgive me
28.
// Comment this later
29.
// Remove this if you wanna be fired
30.
}catch(Exception ex){
// Houston, we have a problem
}
31.
// I can’t divide with zero, so I have to divide with something very similar result = number / 0.00000000000001.
32.
int getRandomNumber()
{
Return 4; // chosen by fair dice roll.
// guaranteed to be random.
}
33.
#TODO: Figure out what I’m doing here and comment accordingly.
34.
// If this code is still being used when it stops working, then // you have my permission to shoot me. Oh, you won't be able // to - I'll be dead...
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// If you are reading this, that means you have been put in charge of my previous project. // I am sorry, so sorry for you. Godspeed.
36.
// I wrote this while drunk, I don’t know what it does, // but if you remove it the program breaks.
37.
// This code worked before, but my cat decided to take a // trip across my keyboard...
38.
long long ago; /* in a galaxy far far away */
39.
long john; // silver
40.
#define TRUE FALSE // Happy debugging suckers
41.
// Dear future me. Please forgive me. // I can't even begin to express how sorry I am.
42.
// private instance variable for storing age public static int age;
43.
// I am not sure why this works but it fixes the problem.
44.
last = first; /* Biblical reference */
45.
try {
} catch (SQLException ex) {
// Basically, without saying too much, you're screwed. Royally and totally.
} catch(Exception ex)
{
//If you thought you were screwed before, boy have I news for you!!!
}
46.
// John! If you'll svn remove this once more, // I'll shut you, for God's sake! // That piece of code is not "something strange"! // That is THE AUTH VALIDATION.
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long time; /* know C */
48.
// Abandon all hope ye who enter beyond this point
49.
/* Ah ah ah! You'll never understand why this one works. */
50.
catch (Ex as Exception) {
// oh crap, we should do something.
}
51.
// TODO make this work
52.
// If you're reading this, then my program is probably a success
53.
// set break point here - you'll never reach it
54.
/* ** The author disclaims copyright to this source code. ** In place of a legal notice, here is a blessing: ** ** May you do good and not evil. ** May you find forgiveness for yourself and forgive others. ** May you share freely, never taking more than you give. */
55.
// I'm not sure what I did
56.
// This is crap code but it's 3 a.m. and I need to get this working.
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